Lines....

noreply@blogspirit.com (Kalila BOOKER) — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 20:08:02 -0500

My friend showed me this website and well heres some things there so funny.....

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
"You are my queen of hearts that I will forever hold in my hand.....even after the game is over."
"If I had 11 roses and you, I would have a dozen."
"Your daddy must work at a juice factory, because your so very fine."
"I have reason to believe you're carrying an illegal weapon." (Why?)
"Because your ass is lethal!"
"You remind me of bacon, the way you sizzle"
"Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?"
"If you were a burger at McDonalds, I'd call you McBeautyfull"
(Haven't we met before?) "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
(So, wanna go back to my place?) "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
"Want to dance?" (No, thank you.) "Don't thank me, thank God someone asked you!"
(So, what do you do for a living?) "Female impersonator."
(Hey baby, where have you been all my life?) "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
"Hey baby, want to see something swell?"
"Are you religious? Because I'm the answer to all your prayers!"
"You know, the more I drink, the prettier you get!"
"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"
(Excuse me, do you have the time?) "Do you have the energy?"
"My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in public."
"Do you have a library card? Because I want to check you out!"
"Hey baby, do you want to go behind that rock and get a little boulder?"
"Your Dad must be a drug dealer, because you're dope!"
"Excuse me miss, is your dress felt? Would you like it to be?"
"Can I see your tan lines?
"You know, beauty is only a light switch away."
"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes!"
"Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!"
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
"Would you like to dance? (No.) "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said, you look fat in those pants."
"Hi. Can I buy you several drinks?"
"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
"You're as sweet as Hershey's chocolate, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
"Your Dad must be a baker,'cause you've got nice buns!"
"I think I'm dying." (Why?) "Because I'm looking at heaven."
"Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?"
"You know what looks good on you? (What?) Me."
"Do you work at Kentucky Fried Chicken?" (Why?) "Because you're finger lickin' good!"
"If my right leg was Thanksgiving, and my left leg was Christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?"
"Lets add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply."
"Legs is the word of the day. Let's go back to your place and spread the word."
"Nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"
"I'm feeling a little overdressed, wanna get naked?"
"Can I have directions?" (To where?) "Your heart, because I keep getting lost in your eyes."
"You don't like me do you? Well, you know what they say, opposites attract!"
"Hey, why did you trip me?" (I didn't.) "Then how come I fell in love when you walked by?"
(Where have you been all my life?) "What life?"
(Do you have a boyfriend?) "If I said yes, would you leave me alone?"
"You must have been born in a forest because you're a fox!"
"Does your watch have a second hand? I want you to tell me how long it took for me to fall in love with you."
"With that body, I hope you have a license to kill!"
"Hello my name is (your name) but you can call me tonight."
"Didn't I see you in Cosmo?"
"Is your father a mechanic? Because you have such a finely tuned body!"
"Darlin', I'd walk three miles over broken glass in bare feet to kiss the ass of the dog that pissed on the hubcap of the truck that took your panties to the cleaners!"
"You don't have to worry about what clothes to wear when you're with me. You'd look best just wearing the smile on your face."
"Your lips are like wine and tonight I want to get drunk."
"I know how to please a woman." "Then please leave me alone."
"Hey, baby, what's your sign?" "Do not enter."
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?" "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
"If I follow you around like a lost puppy would you take me home?"
"Did you know your body is 80 percent water, and I'm thirsty."
"You know, my vasectomy required 37 stitches..."
(looking around under tables, chairs...) "Excuse me, I think I dropped my Congressional Medal of Honor around here somewhere."
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
"Are you single?" (yes) "Not anymore."
"Excuse me, but do you have change for a nickle?"
"Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."
" If I told you I was a tent, would you put me up for the night?"
"Hey, You have something on your lips." (What?) "Me!"
"Is your daddy Zeus? (no, why?) Cause you're a goddess!"
"I couldn't help but notice you undressing me from across the room."
"Honey, your so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."
"No wonder the sky is gray today, all the blue is in your eyes."
"If I could but live as one of your tears- to be born of your eyes, to live on your cheek, and to die on your lips."
"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through a garden forever."
If I told you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?
"I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right"
Dip your finger in your drink then wipe a little of it on a person's shirt and say "How about you and I go back to my place and change out of these wet clothes"
"How has your day been?" (answer...fine) "I asked you how your day was, not how you look."
"Hey Baby, You have calves that would make any cow jealous."
"As long as you are here, would you mind helping me burp the air out of my water bed?"
"Would you like to come over tonight for breakfast?"
"You have a great smile. Too bad that's not all you're wearing."
"Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?"
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
"My face is leaving in ten minutes. Be on it."
"The only reason I'd kick you out of my bed would be to make love to you on the floor."
"Screw me if I'm wrong... But I think you want to kiss me!!"
"How do you want your eggs in the morning? How about fertilized?"
"I'm sorry, I'm new in town... Could you please give me directions to your place."
"My name isn't Fred Flintstone, But I can sure make your Bedrock"
"Look at you with all them curves and me with no brakes"
"I want to melt in your mouth not in your hands. "
"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
"Do you believe in Love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"
"I want to ride you like a Harley on a bumpy stretch of road."
"Do your feet hurt? (Why?) "Because you've been running through my mind all day."
"If I was in charge of organizing the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' next to each other."
"Is that a bottle of Windex in your pants?" (No, why?)
"Because I can sure see myself in them!"
"Is your dad a pitcher? Because he threw you some nice curves."
Start feeling the back of her shirt's neckline and when she asks what you are doing say, "looking for the tag that says made in heaven."
"Hey, you ever do the naked pretzel?" "Sit on my magic lap, and watch it rise."
"Are those space pants?" (No, why?) "Because your butt is out of this world!"
"Do you know what an Australian kiss is?"
(No) "Kind of like a french kiss, but down under!"
"Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?"
"Got a name? Or shall I call you mine?"
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":]
Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
What do you say we head back to my place, get naked, and see what happens?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
At the office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!

Myspace.....

noreply@blogspirit.com (Kalila BOOKER) — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 21:35:00 -0500

Well I just got myspace so I am so happy and here it is... www.myspace.com/kalilaisyogirl

This website that is like so cool...

noreply@blogspirit.com (Kalila BOOKER) — Mon, 27 Jun 2005 10:10:00 -0400

I've been on this website for like years now and it has all these games and u can chat wit ppl...the website is www.pogo.com
and its free but if u join club pogo it costs $5.00 a month or $30.00 year

A new website i found yesterday..

noreply@blogspirit.com (Kalila BOOKER) — Thu, 23 Jun 2005 14:21:30 -0400

I was complaining to my mom i was bored yesterday so she found this website that is really cool. You can meet new people on there and I've been on it: www.advancedchat.com

My fav links!!

noreply@blogspirit.com (Kalila BOOKER) — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 16:59:40 -0500

These are my fav. links check'em out:

www.teenmusic.com

www.ciaraworld.com

www.pogo.com

www.nick.com

www.google.com

www.leoslyrics.com

www.neopets.com

w4w.6.forumer.com

www.yahoo.com

www.hotmail.com

Here

noreply@blogspirit.com (Kalila BOOKER) — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:22:29 -0500