All The Teenage Rage

Well I am at school at the moment lol I know I dun care either but whatever and like in a week is my concert fro choir I am so like urgh nervous I don't know why but hey its me. I know we wil do great and stuff so yeah. I am like so ready too and like today we get to practice again and we get to see our selves preform cause we got video taped yesterday.

My friend showed me this website and well heres some things there so funny.....

• Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
• "You are my queen of hearts that I will forever hold in my hand.....even after the game is over."
• "If I had 11 roses and you, I would have a dozen."
• "Your daddy must work at a juice factory, because your so very fine."
• "I have reason to believe you're carrying an illegal weapon." (Why?)
• "Because your ass is lethal!"
• "You remind me of bacon, the way you sizzle"
• "Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?"
• "If you were a burger at McDonalds, I'd call you McBeautyfull"
• (Haven't we met before?) "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
• (So, wanna go back to my place?) "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
• "Want to dance?" (No, thank you.) "Don't thank me, thank God someone asked you!"
• (So, what do you do for a living?) "Female impersonator."
• (Hey baby, where have you been all my life?) "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
• "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
• "Hey baby, want to see something swell?"
• "Are you religious? Because I'm the answer to all your prayers!"
• "You know, the more I drink, the prettier you get!"
• "Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"
• (Excuse me, do you have the time?) "Do you have the energy?"
• "My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in public."
• "Do you have a library card? Because I want to check you out!"
• "Hey baby, do you want to go behind that rock and get a little boulder?"
• "Your Dad must be a drug dealer, because you're dope!"
• "Excuse me miss, is your dress felt? Would you like it to be?"
• "Can I see your tan lines?
• "You know, beauty is only a light switch away."
• "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes!"
• "Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!"
• "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
• "Would you like to dance? (No.) "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said, you look fat in those pants."
• "Hi. Can I buy you several drinks?"
• "If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
• "You're as sweet as Hershey's chocolate, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
• "Your Dad must be a baker,'cause you've got nice buns!"
• "I think I'm dying." (Why?) "Because I'm looking at heaven."
• "Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?"
• "You know what looks good on you? (What?) Me."
• "Do you work at Kentucky Fried Chicken?" (Why?) "Because you're finger lickin' good!"
• "If my right leg was Thanksgiving, and my left leg was Christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?"
• "Lets add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply."
• "Legs is the word of the day. Let's go back to your place and spread the word."
• "Nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"
• "I'm feeling a little overdressed, wanna get naked?"
• "Can I have directions?" (To where?) "Your heart, because I keep getting lost in your eyes."
• "You don't like me do you? Well, you know what they say, opposites attract!"
• "Hey, why did you trip me?" (I didn't.) "Then how come I fell in love when you walked by?"
• (Where have you been all my life?) "What life?"
• (Do you have a boyfriend?) "If I said yes, would you leave me alone?"
• "You must have been born in a forest because you're a fox!"
• "Does your watch have a second hand? I want you to tell me how long it took for me to fall in love with you."
• "With that body, I hope you have a license to kill!"
• "Hello my name is (your name) but you can call me tonight."
• "Didn't I see you in Cosmo?"
• "Is your father a mechanic? Because you have such a finely tuned body!"
• "Darlin', I'd walk three miles over broken glass in bare feet to kiss the ass of the dog that pissed on the hubcap of the truck that took your panties to the cleaners!"
• "You don't have to worry about what clothes to wear when you're with me. You'd look best just wearing the smile on your face."
• "Your lips are like wine and tonight I want to get drunk."
• "I know how to please a woman." "Then please leave me alone."
• "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" "Do not enter."
• "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
• "If I follow you around like a lost puppy would you take me home?"
• "Did you know your body is 80 percent water, and I'm thirsty."
• "You know, my vasectomy required 37 stitches..."
• (looking around under tables, chairs...) "Excuse me, I think I dropped my Congressional Medal of Honor around here somewhere."
• You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
• I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
• "Are you single?" (yes) "Not anymore."
• "Excuse me, but do you have change for a nickle?"
• "Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."
• " If I told you I was a tent, would you put me up for the night?"
• "Hey, You have something on your lips." (What?) "Me!"
• "Is your daddy Zeus? (no, why?) Cause you're a goddess!"
• "I couldn't help but notice you undressing me from across the room."
• "Honey, your so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."
• "No wonder the sky is gray today, all the blue is in your eyes."
• "If I could but live as one of your tears- to be born of your eyes, to live on your cheek, and to die on your lips."
• "If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through a garden forever."
• If I told you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?
• "I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right"
• Dip your finger in your drink then wipe a little of it on a person's shirt and say "How about you and I go back to my place and change out of these wet clothes"
• "How has your day been?" (answer...fine) "I asked you how your day was, not how you look."
• "Hey Baby, You have calves that would make any cow jealous."
• "As long as you are here, would you mind helping me burp the air out of my water bed?"
• "Would you like to come over tonight for breakfast?"
• "You have a great smile. Too bad that's not all you're wearing."
• "Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?"
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• "My face is leaving in ten minutes. Be on it."
• "The only reason I'd kick you out of my bed would be to make love to you on the floor."
• "Screw me if I'm wrong... But I think you want to kiss me!!"
• "How do you want your eggs in the morning? How about fertilized?"
• "I'm sorry, I'm new in town... Could you please give me directions to your place."
• "My name isn't Fred Flintstone, But I can sure make your Bedrock"
• "Look at you with all them curves and me with no brakes"
• "I want to melt in your mouth not in your hands. "
• "Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
• "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
• "Do you believe in Love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"
• "I want to ride you like a Harley on a bumpy stretch of road."
• "Do your feet hurt? (Why?) "Because you've been running through my mind all day."
• "If I was in charge of organizing the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' next to each other."
• "Is that a bottle of Windex in your pants?" (No, why?)
  "Because I can sure see myself in them!"
• "Is your dad a pitcher? Because he threw you some nice curves."
• Start feeling the back of her shirt's neckline and when she asks what you are doing say, "looking for the tag that says made in heaven."
• "Hey, you ever do the naked pretzel?" "Sit on my magic lap, and watch it rise."
• "Are those space pants?" (No, why?) "Because your butt is out of this world!"
• "Do you know what an Australian kiss is?"
  (No) "Kind of like a french kiss, but down under!"
• "Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?"
• "Got a name? Or shall I call you mine?"
• Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
• Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
• My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
• [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":]
  Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
  OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
• All those curves, and me with no brakes.
• If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
• Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
• How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
• I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
• What do you say we head back to my place, get naked, and see what happens?
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
• Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
• Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
• I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
• Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
• Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
• What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
• Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
• Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
• I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
• Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
• I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
• Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
• I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
• At the office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
• You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
• (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
• Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!

Well since I am in choir we are having a winter concert December 21 2005 wed. and like I am so siked. I mean I keep getting more and more nervous everyday. But not like I am performing in front of the school which I was praying that it was only for parents. But I must and have to do it cause its like my whole grade. And I am trying to go into the Italian club which costs 10 dollars but its worth it in the end.

I love Fall out Boy's Dance, Dance. I mean theres like not one day I don't listen to it. I love it ALOT!!

I am not sure if step team is a sport but who cares about that.....I was going to try out for the step team but I knew I had no rythmn (What ever how you spell it..rofl) and I suck at dancing,period. But my friend I knew she would make it I mean she has such talent she can dance, sing, and shes so gorgeous. But I quit the team knowing i wouldn't make it cause I am a slow learner too...and know one day she will be famous cause its not everyday you get to see someone like her. ♥

Man tell me Chris Brown don't look good lmao....

Well I just got myspace so I am so happy and here it is...   www.myspace.com/kalilaisyogirl

 OMG!!! The eagles killed yesterday. 42-3, The 49ers had no chance man I am so telling you!!

So it's been a long time since I been on here and I apologize for that. Well let me tell you...summer was okay boring but okay. I miss softball so much that it kills me to wait for the season to come around. I started high school. NORTH STARS RULE!!!! I am a freshman or freshMEAT as I say (LoL). That's okay high school is hard but not like I thought it would be. I thought it would be harder but like Algebra is so easy I like challenging things. I have all B classes I wish I had A (much harder). There are so many cute boys here I was like oh my gosh jeez hes so cute or hott!!Oh yeah I had got my first boyfriend his name is Carlos but he broke up with me like days later. But I am okay my first brake up but I thought I would cry alot but I didn't. Me and him are cool though its just last week I thought he was ignoring me but he said no. But whatever one thing I learn that boys are so unpredictable (very). Girls just can't resist.

I've been on this website for like years now and it has all these games and u can chat wit ppl...the website is www.pogo.com
and its free but if u join club pogo it costs $5.00 a month or $30.00 year

I discovered yesterday that Im moving in to a 3 BR house. My mom told me about tha house and it sounds really really cool. Plus dis will be da first time I have my own room!!! Im soo excited.

I was complaining to my mom i was bored yesterday so she found this website that is really cool. You can meet new people on there and I've been on it: www.advancedchat.com

I'm soooo so sorry that I haven't replied. But I graduated from Grace A. Dunn Middle School(JR #4). I am not going to Trenton High cuz my mom said that I would get into fights in all. Even thought she did when she went there and got into fights I cant go. I want to sooo bad but she just doesn't kno how much I really want to go. Imma mis my best friends when I move.

so far its been ok. In about a month is graduation (June 17th) but our last day is is June 20th.I cant wait till high school

I think softball season is over cause we dont dont if we are going to play against fisher yet. But we're going to go out for pizza.

The May 3 game was with Fisher and we won again 19-1. The first base men had a HUGE attitude. I hate her she all dumb...LOL (next game is May 5 Dunn Vs. Holland)

Thursday April 28 2005 was my first game. And we won 20-0. We played Joyce Kilmer and boy did they suck. They cant catch, throw, or pitch. My next game is May 3.

Today (April 15) I found out I made the team. I was so happy.

[INTRO]
Original - A first form from which varieties arise
An authentic work of art as opposed to an imitation or reproduction

[CHORUS]
Why should I try to sound like ya'll sound
That's what's wrong with the rap game right now
Man, it's like a circus wit a bunch of clowns
Wit a bunch of clicks I'll probably rap circles around

[VERSE 1]
I spit heatrock and I ain't talking rollin
Soon as the beat knock I'm crowd controlling
When I hear ya'll that a awful sound
I don't ride beats I take them off the ground
Land them somewhere show them the town
Even on foreign ground I let them know I'm around
I don't follow everybody when it's time to rap
At one time everybody thought the world was flat
Sounds like you that was my intention
I paid dues now dudes pay attention
I live for it even though the flicks is hittin'
Cribs sick you can see the booth from the kitchen
Speak on it cause I saw it happen
This is hip hop dawg
I ain't just rappin
Ya'll looking at a real MC
Man you couldn't check a mic for me

[CHORUS]

Why should I try to sound like ya'll sound
That's what's wrong wit the rap game right now
Why should I try to flow the way ya'll flow
Or do a show like ya'll show
Naw that ain't where my head at now
Ya'll in the hip hop lost and found
Man, that's wrong with the rap game right now
It's like a circus wit a bunch of clowns
Wit a bunch of clicks
I'll probably rap circles around

[VERSE 2]
Let's talk about rhyme capability
Let's talk about hip hop versatility
Let's talk about taking the game beyond
Now how the hell we gon have a battle of wits
Trick you ain't armed
Let's talk about love for the game
I mean real love
Back before there was fame
I'm real wit it
I ain't claiming to reign
But when ya'll talk about rap
Ya'll gon start saying my name
For real though I ain't playin
Plenty of ya'll love a brotha just scared to say it
Yo the first ever rap grammy
Let's talk about the only reason yo ass went to Miami
(Yup) truck wit rims (check) throw back jersey (check)
champagne bottles (check) lot's of models (check)
Damn that's the list for 90 percent of ya'll videos and songs
Am I wrong

[CHORUS]

[VERSE 3]
LOST
When you a slave to the biz
Wit no care for the cost of what you sayin to kids
FOUND
Is when ya lyrics are a test of time
And your mom hear that your spirit is blessed divine
LOST
Is when you rhyme til your throat gets sore
But you don't even believe what you say no more
FOUND
Is when you bleed heart into the mic
And the pain you sustain it can change a life
LOST
Is when you hide behind the freedom of speech
While sure you're free to do it
But what it mean to do it
Did you mean to do it
Did you need to do it
Did you take time to think about the seeds you ruined
FOUND Is ESCO, dead PREZ and them
FOUND Is Lauren Hill
FOUND Is Rakim
FOUND Can be you
If you felt the message and ask yourself this questioin

[CHORUS OUT]

Turn me up

C I A R A LETS GO

Ooh im so glad u came
Cause u are the cutest thing
Beauty should be ur name
And i should be your lady baby
Tell me where you been all my life
Cuz ur so sexy and i,
Like to make u the one
Baby heres my number

[chorus]
Call me up
Hot line i got some conversation
I can be your operator
Baby you should call me later
Because you are so fine
I hope that your not playin
Cuz im lovin wat ur sayin
Baby dontcha keep me waitin
Call me up hotline
You are so fine yeaa your so fine
I can be ur operator
Call me up hot line you are so fine
Your so fine dontcha keep me waitin call me up

[VERSE 2]
Listen, dont tell me nething (uh uh) keep it real wit me (uh huh)
U say ur single and
Ur ready to mingle
Ur sayin the rite things baby
Man i want u so bad
Gotta make u my man
Ur wat i need in my life
Baby theres no time to waste
I said all i wana say
You kno that im feelin u
I kno that ur feelin me
Page me now dont wana stop
Anything for u and i
Be there when u need me baby anytime u need me

[chorus]

All my single folks we guna get down
Take it to the floor
Rite now take it to the floor
All the ones in love we gon get down take it to the floor
Rite now take it to the floor

[chorus]

Call me up thats wassup call me up mm mm call me up